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“Dad?”
Captain Teague sighed, leaning back in his chair as his only son crept up to the side of it.
“What is it Jackie?” he asked, closing his eyes as Jack clambered up into his father's lap, his small frame light on Teague's knees. “Shouldn't you be going to bed?”
“Carl got me into an argument,” began the nine-year-old boy. Teague didn't bother correcting him, he had never found correct speech helpful at all in real life. “He was tellin' me a story, and told me his mom told him.”
“What's there to argue about?” Teague decided to humor him for once and listened. Jack swung his legs on either side of his. Unlike most boys who were somewhat abashed when speaking to their fathers, Jack looked at Teague straight in the eyes. Well, as straight in the eyes as he could for having his head just reaching Teague's chin.
“He said them were bedtime stories,” Jack whistled, as if it were a big deal. Teague felt like going back to his book, when Jack caught him off guard. “Will you tell me one?”
“Didn't you say it was 'is mother?” Teague put one of his hands against Jack's back to keep him from falling off, as Jack did not seem to notice the oncoming danger.
“I asked mom,” Jack shrugged, “But she threatened me with a pan. And the pan was quite threatenin', so I let her be.”
Teague was inclined to agree. Last time she threatened him with a pan it was more or less after she had hit him with it.
“So, tell me,” Jack demanded.
“Aye, if ye insist,” Teague shook his head, taking a short draft of his flask and settling Jack at a different angle on his lap, at the perfect angle to be pushed off. “Once upon a time, I woke up. Went in to port and got drunk. Shagged your mother; went to bed. The end.” He proceeded to shove Jack off of his lap, leaving the confused child with his feet on the ground, pointed at the door. “Goodnight Jackie.”
Jack had enough sense at this current point in his childhood to know a dismissal when he heard it.
This is my first ever submission, so..... Well, there was no reason of saying that, but I just felt like it. So there.

After watching the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie, in which :iconsilentskulls: and :iconskellagirl: and I watched together, I found myself in a hilarious discussion with the two of them about bedtime stories that Jack might have heard as a child. This was one that they made up, but as neither have put up the stories like they said they would, I got first dibs. And it might seem off, well that is just because it is off. Write one yourself if you are not satisfied. Mine was written in about ten or less minutes, so do not expect much. Just something I decided to do.

Captain Teague and Jack Sparrow are copyrighted to not me! As obvious, for otherwise it would not be fan-fiction!

Story on the other hand, is copyrighted to me, RanaElenVasa.

And finally, Idea is credited to :iconskellagirl: and :iconsilentskulls:. Fear their powers!
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:icontaranjhook:
TaranJHook Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I totally d'awwed. I need to show this to Captain Teague
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:icontwistedgrinxo:
TwistedGrinxo Featured By Owner May 29, 2011  Student General Artist
oh my thats just perfect.
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pisceswitch Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Aww, poor Jackie!
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MissPadfoot713 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2008
if teague does not appear in the may or may not happen 4th movie, i will throw a howling fit. not a few minutes fit, a never EVER going 2 blow over fit. AND THE PPL ON DEVIANT WILL B MY VICTIMS! U WILL READ DA RANTZ! ok im sane again, sorry i didnt comment earlier, i uzually dont 4 some reason the day i fav it. this always gets me 2 smile
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:iconearthenrose:
earthenrose Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Not bad for being written in ten minutes or so! And the funny thing is, I can see it happening.
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Dance-of-Dragons Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2007
this is hystalious
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:iconranaelenvasa:
RanaElenVasa Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2008
Thank you! Glad you think so.

*And huzzah for Achmed!*
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:icondance-of-dragons:
Dance-of-Dragons Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2008
:w00t:
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:iconactressness:
actressNess Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2007
LOVE IT!
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:iconranaelenvasa:
RanaElenVasa Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2007
Thank you. It did require some thought. More on the parts of my friends, but no matter.
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:iconskellagirl:
Skellagirl Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2007  Student Digital Artist
And what is that supposed to mean? :P
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:iconactressness:
actressNess Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2007
=]

*hey do you think thers gonna be a pirates 4...thers been sooo many rumors...*
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:iconranaelenvasa:
RanaElenVasa Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2007
I sure hope so... Depp said that he would definitely do it if they came up with a plot, so we do not have to worry about lack of a Sparrow! ^_^
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actressNess Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2007
right you are!
=]

you should send like story plots and stuff... to disney and maybe theyll make a movie about it...

i was thinking of a pirated prequil-like what happend before jack got the pearl...
back before Davey Jones was cpt. of The Flying Dutchman...
like when he was with Calypso...

or somthing like that.
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:iconranaelenvasa:
RanaElenVasa Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2007
Yeah, but that would require me to justify any thoughts in my head. If I sent them something, I would not want it to seem, well... fanbased. But I can try!
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:iconactressness:
actressNess Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2007
cool cool!
=]
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:iconskellagirl:
Skellagirl Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007  Student Digital Artist
XP Now I've got to get mine up!

I'm gonna go write it RIGHT NOW! *Jumps away*
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:iconranaelenvasa:
RanaElenVasa Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007
And it was awesome! I am trying to imagine a teenage Jack sitting on his father's lap.....

Needless to say, it is a very humorous mental image. Let alone that Teague let him do it.
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:iconskellagirl:
Skellagirl Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007  Student Digital Artist
Pssh, all three of our Jack...s... sit on Teague's lap!
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:iconranaelenvasa:
RanaElenVasa Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007
And Teague lets him evey time.
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:iconskellagirl:
Skellagirl Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2007  Student Digital Artist
Of course he does! XP
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:iconsilentskulls:
silentskulls Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
CHA, HE DOES!!!
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:iconranaelenvasa:
RanaElenVasa Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007
For what reason? Who knows. There has to be something he can not resist about his son, lets him do what he wants.
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:iconsilentskulls:
silentskulls Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Jack must've been adorable as a child. I mean, c'mon, he's adorable as an adult, so it must be true. *Imagines...* :drool:
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:iconranaelenvasa:
RanaElenVasa Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007
I was just thinking, I should caption this! But it is a story, and it would not work. Or could it? I have no clue what even inspired this thinking....
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:icondoomymouse:
DoomyMouse Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007
This reminds me of...

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
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:iconranaelenvasa:
RanaElenVasa Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007
That makes me think of, "The end. Everyone died of an ugly barnacle. Once upon a time."

Then one goes around dancing to traumatizing music, which is much more fun then it sounds.

Thank you for the fave!
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:icondoomymouse:
DoomyMouse Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2007
You're most welcome. =D
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:iconsilentskulls:
silentskulls Featured By Owner May 31, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wrote mine in FIVE minutes or less! While Lindsey was over!! :bleh:
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:iconranaelenvasa:
RanaElenVasa Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007
Well, I was doing my homework at the same time! So there!
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:iconsilentskulls:
silentskulls Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't care! :bleh:
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:iconranaelenvasa:
RanaElenVasa Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007
:(
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:iconnanhart:
Nanhart Featured By Owner May 30, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes.
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:iconranaelenvasa:
RanaElenVasa Featured By Owner May 30, 2007
You sound so excited. Just a "Yes."
^
That is one exciting exclamation point.
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:iconnanhart:
Nanhart Featured By Owner May 30, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You see the love blossoming.
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:iconranaelenvasa:
RanaElenVasa Featured By Owner May 30, 2007
Insanity just runs in the family.
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:iconnanhart:
Nanhart Featured By Owner May 30, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes.
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mssparrow123 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2008
lulz
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